i want quotes that are outrageous and funny and include topics and words like sprinkle, glitter, sparkle, gold… like fantasy except more outrageous.
Here are some excellent ones –
“My play was a complete success. the audience was a failure.” – Ashleigh Brilliant
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” – Mae West
“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” – Friedrich Nietzsche
“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde
“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. he said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn't met me yet.” – Rodney Dangerfield
“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” – Gerard Way
“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey
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