I'm looking for any funny, thought-provoking, creative, common, uncommon quotes that could describe either a person or a personality if used correctly. It doesn't matter what each quote is saying, as long as it's a good quote. I've tried looking on the internet but can't seem to find any worthwhile quotes.

Oscar Wilde comes to mind, his works include many clever descriptions of individuals. Look for the book "the wit and wisdom of Oscar Wilde" can't find mine at the moment, but one chapter is quotes about characters in his books and plays.