Hey guys. I'm dating this palestenian guy and wanna impress him by making him laugh. Are there any clever funny quotes i can tell him in arabic to impress him? and please tell me what it means thanks guys

Here are some excellent quotes for you, but these are not in Arabic, you can tell him these, these are really funny & clever –

“My play was a complete success. the audience was a failure.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” – Mae West

“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” – Friedrich Nietzsche

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn't met me yet.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” – Gerard Way

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey

“I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.” – Oscar Wilde

“I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.” – Oscar Wilde

“One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.” – Oscar Wilde

“I have nothing to declare except my genius.” – Oscar Wilde

Here are the sources –

http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/59255/a…

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