Fool Face

Hey. So I am 14 and there is this girl I hate so much named Jane. She is a dork.

She got in a fight with my friend Ashley and threw fireworks at her. Then she lit a firework and put it in Ashley’s new purse and Ashley pulled the firework out of her purse, and the second she threw it it blew. It could have blown off her hand because of Jane!

Well Jane had a big party and she invited me. Ashley told me to get back at her. So I was thinking of ways to get back at Jane and I totally remembered she is so allergic to lemon! In grade 6, the teacher gave us lemonade (we are in grade 10 now) and Jane wanted to prove to the teacher she was allergic to lemons becuase the teacher didn’t believe her. So Jane poured lemonade on her arm and her arm got so red and itchy and cysts and zits were everywhere and she had them for a week! and that was a drop of lemonade on her.

Before I went to the party I opened my fridge and there were some fresh lemons my mom was going to use for dinner later and she loves making drinks with them.

So I grabbed one big lemon which was so plump and stuff.

At the party, everyone was dancing and the food was going to come in 20 mins. I saw Jane in the dining room talking to the girls and I went and started talking with them.

Then they were talking about face creams and stuff, and Jane said she used to have horrible acne so she used this VERY powerful acne cream which is only for adults. She said it made her face so dry and stiff, but it got rid of all her acne. Then she said she puts nivea on her face every single night and morning to keep her face smooth (and her skin does look very smooth) She said she also puts nivea on her lips when they get dry, and she puts it on her hands, legs, feet, body, everywhere. She said it is the most healthiest creme and she uses one big bottle every month.

Then I started talking about Neutrogena which I have been using for 2 years and how it is so awesome and stuff. Then Jane said the food is here and everyone can eat.

I was eating pizza with the girls and some of the guys were here too.

Then Jane mentioned throwing fireworks at my friend Ashley and she also called my friend Ashley a bitc!!!h. I got so angry.

Then everyone was in the living room dancing and stuff and I just grabbed a knife from the kitchen and grabbed my purse and ran upstairs.

I went in Janes bedroom.

She had a jar on nivea. I opened it and it was half full. I sliced the lemon on the bed, then I squeezed all the lemon juice inside her nivea and mixed it up.

I also went into her bathroom and saw she had crest white strips. I stole 10 and I am using them currently.

That night when the party was over, a lot of the girls stayed.

Jane was in her pajamas and she opened her jar of nivea and rubbed it all over her hands and she was rubbing it on her legs and arms and then she took a BUNCH and smeared it all over her face and lips and she said she is making a mask.

I said bye and left.

When I was about to leave I heard Jane scream really loud and scream HOLY FUCKN SHITT YO!!! CALL 911!

Then I quickly left.

What will happen?

PS I heard she is in the hospital right now.

I have alot of videos uploaded on You tube of me singing or me and my son singing and dancing or just plain being silly. I also have some of my friends and I drinking and getting crazy and restaurants. Please go to www.youtube.com and search keywork purekittyluv. look at my videos and then tell me your opinion. Most people say great things but some people think I’m stupid. just wondered what my fellow yahoo people thought. Check it out and give me opinions. how do i look? Do you think I’m a fun mom? Does my singing really suck or am i good at it? When I’m drunk, do i act too crazy or am I just fun? I just wanted to know opinions. Thanks and good luck laughing your butt off at my stupid yet funny videos.

I went to visit a friend who has a schizophrenic mother. During my visit, his mother did some things which I considered funny, but of course it is inappropriate to laugh at that moment. what I did is I pretended to have to go to toilet and I laugh at the bathroom, but that’s not effective as when I came back, I started want to laugh again when I saw his mom again. any suggestion?

Ranbirs Mom is Nikhila Tirkha

May 31st, 2010 more imagesMay 31, 2010 (Sampurn Wire): Ranbir Kapoor is very picky about his screen mothers and that’s because he has very high standards at home to equal on screen. hence, he had said some time ago, “My mom was and is a fabulous actress.

Arjun Rampal to miss IIFA

May 28th, 2010 NEW DELHI – Actor Arjun Rampal will not attend this year’s International Indian Film Academy (IIFA) awards as he is busy promoting his upcoming film “Raajneeti”. “Will not be going to IIFA, have a charity event in Hong Kong for ‘Raajneeti’ that day,” Arjun wrote on microblogging site Twitter.

Arjun Rampal to miss IIFA

May 28th, 2010 NEW DELHI – Actor Arjun Rampal will not attend this year’s International Indian Film Academy (IIFA) awards as he is busy promoting his upcoming film “Raajneeti”. “Will not be going to IIFA, have a charity event in Hong Kong for ‘Raajneeti’ that day,” Arjun wrote on microblogging site Twitter.

Ranbir Kapoor Diffuses the Tension For Prakash Jha

May 27th, 2010 more imagesMay 27, 2010 (Sampurn Wire): Ranbir Kapoor has been uncharacteristically boisterous at his recent media events to promote Raajneeti. most people close to him have noticed the radical change in his promotional strategy.

Katrina, Arjun love making scene was absolutely essential: Jha

May 27th, 2010 MUMBAI – “Raajneeti” has finally got a UA certificate but not without some vital scenes, including Arjun Rampal and Katrina Kaif’s “aesthetically shot love making scene” that director Prakash Jha says was “absolutely essential”, being edited out. “It was a very aesthetically shot love making scene.

Ranbir turns funny to promote political thriller ‘Raajneeti’

May 26th, 2010 more imagesmore imagesMUMBAI – Hiding from TV cameras behind Katrina Kaif, sketching funny pictures during a press conference, sharing humorous anecdotes about “Raajneeti” — Ranbir Kapoor has been uncharacteristically boisterous at his recent media events to make the film look youth-friendly. “Prakash Jha’s strategy of taking the political message of ‘Raajneeti’ to various educational institutions and on so-called ’serious’ public platforms has Ranbir worried.

Ranbir turns funny to promote political thriller ‘Raajneeti’

May 26th, 2010 MUMBAI – Hiding from TV cameras behind Katrina Kaif, sketching funny pictures during a press conference, sharing humorous anecdotes about “Raajneeti” — Ranbir Kapoor has been uncharacteristically boisterous at his recent media events to make the film look youth-friendly. “Prakash Jha’s strategy of taking the political message of ‘Raajneeti’ to various educational institutions and on so-called ’serious’ public platforms has Ranbir worried.

Ranbir turns funny to promote political thriller ‘Raajneeti’

May 26th, 2010 MUMBAI – Hiding from TV cameras behind Katrina Kaif, sketching funny pictures during a press conference, sharing humorous anecdotes about “Raajneeti” — Ranbir Kapoor has been uncharacteristically boisterous at his recent media events to make the film look youth-friendly. “Prakash Jha’s strategy of taking the political message of ‘Raajneeti’ to various educational institutions and on so-called ’serious’ public platforms has Ranbir worried.

‘Raajneeti’ cast all admiration for Rahul Gandhi

May 20th, 2010 NEW DELHI – they play politicians in upcoming film “Raajneeti”, and guess who Bollywood actors Arjun Rampal and Katrina Kaif admire most among the real-life politicians – none other than Congress general secretary Rahul Gandhi. “Among the emerging politicians our eyes are all set on Rahul Gandhi.

‘Raajneeti’ in more trouble, but Jha won’t buckle under

May 15th, 2010 more imagesMay 15, 2010 (Sampurn Wire): the problems for Raajneeti seem to be getting more pronounced. Yesterday there was a Mumbai-based social worker, Naseem Khan, who filed a petition in court against Raajneeti asking for its release to be stopped because one of the central characters apparently resembles Sonia Gandhi.

Wayne Sharpe first American to do ‘Vande Mataram’ version

March 19th, 2010 MUMBAI – New York-based Wayne Sharpe, who is composing a new version of “Vande Mataram” for “Raajneeti”, says he is the first American to work on the Indian national song. “I specialise in background scores.

Ranbir-Katrina Shoot Extra Scenes For Raajneeti

March 10th, 2010 more imagesMar 10, 2010 (Sampurn Wire): When Ranbir Kapoor and Katrina Kaif met for a shoot on Monday it was just like old times when they shot for Ajab Prem Ki Ghazab Kahani and Raajneeti last year. the twosome were fiercely competitive when they shot for the two films.

Rakesh Roshan-Prakash Jha Join Hands

February 22nd, 2010 more imagesFebruary 22, 2010 (Sampurn Wire): Kites and Raajneeti are the two most crucial releases in remaining part of the first-half of 2010.the films’ producers Rakesh Roshan and Prakash Jha are currently close friends in the film industry, so much so, that Jha decided to shift the release of Raajneeti from may 28 to June 4 on Rakesh Roshan’s advice. Rakesh Roshan’s Kites (directed by Anurag Basu) is being released on 21 may.

Prakash Jha is preening about the National Awards

January 25th, 2010 Subhash K JhaThough he hasn’t received any National award this year Prakash Jha just can’t stop preening over the fact that his Raajneeti features the maximum number of National award winners in its cast, Arjun Rampal being the latest. Says Prakash, “When I heard Arjun had won the National award for Rock on I was ecstatic.

Raajneeti- Politics…and beyond

November 28th, 2009 more imagesRaajneeti will release on may 28th, 2010. Raajneeti is directed by Prakash Jha, produced by Prakash Jha Productions, presented by UTV Motion Pictures and Walkwater Media Limited and features Ajay Devgan, Nana Patekar, Naseeruddin Shah, Katrina Kaif, Arjun Rampal, Manoj Bajpai and Ranbir Kapoor.

(UAE):Whenever I go every 3 to 5 days to bed with a new girl, she falls in love with me :S !!! She keeps on calling, smsing, checking,& annoying ME ! Later on she asks me if I could be her BoyFriend.. So I answer, NO ! She asks why ? I say, because am dangerous person, if u play with me, ur mom and family will cry a lot & fi…nd diffculties to recognize ur dead body & face !!

—WTF,….seriously man, ur f@cking crazy…(M.M)…WTF

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Don’t forget to include your Mother’s day greetings and messages. Mother’s day quotes are widely spreaded on the Internet so there will be no problem in finding them. just be unique and have your creativity enlighten your gifts. Have a happy celebration of Mother’s day with your mom and family!

There is this commercial on z100 where this mom asks her son if he does these crazy drugs advertising for a drug tester. Where can i find this? can someone link me to the page? thanks!

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I got this really cute tube top from hollister (it’s pink), and I really want to be able to wear it to school. I got a plain white V-neck t-shirt to wear under it, but do you think it would look tacky? My friends all said it looked cute, but my every time i try it on, my mom laughs at me and tells me i look rediculous lol (: what do you think?

Im going to the senators game here and i want to make a funny poster about crosby or pittsburgh so any ideas?

REMEMBER: NO SEXUAL PHRASES OR INPOLIET STUFF!

my mom was thinking about
Cry
Baby
Crosby
Because the game is gonna be brodcast in cbc canada… is that even funny?

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“Snooki” Hooks Up With “The Situation”

On Thursday’s Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino clashed when he made fun of her “rolls.”

But they seem to be on friendlier terms these days.

On E!’s Chelsea Lately Thursday, Chelsea Handler asked Snooki and the Situation if they’ve hooked up.

“Yeah, yeah, yeah,” he replied.

But it’s not a big deal, said Snooki.

“It’s not awkward at all,” she told Handler. “If I wanna make out with him right now, I can. It’s not weird.”

The Situation also clarified what “hooking up” means.

“On the show, it’s just a kiss,” he said. “But sometimes, on the road, it’s a little more than that. we save the special stuff for on the road.”

Asked if he’s gotten luckier with the ladies since the show, he smiled. “I like to think [I was popular with women] before the show,” he said. “But after the show, it’s been a Situation.” the cast is heating up in Hollywood

During a club outing this week at West Hollywood hot spot Voyeur, Paul “Pauly D” Delvecchio said they partied with Lindsay Lohan and “Lindsay’s mom,” Dina.

But they were the most star struck when they met Leonardo DiCaprio.

“It was weird, ‘cuz we were with Kevin Connelly the whole night, and he took us over to his VIP table, and there was someone with a hat pulled down, and it was Leo,” he said. “All of a sudden, he looks up and goes ‘GTL, baby!’ and I was like ‘Yeah!’”

“GTL” is Jersey Shore-speak for “Gym, tan, laundry.”
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January 16, 2010
Categories: 1 . Tags: Chelsea Handler, Chelsea Lately, hooking up, Hooks Up, Jersey Shore, jersey shore sex, Kevin Connelly, Leonardo DiCaprio, Lindsay Lohan, mike, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino, MTV, MTV Jersey Shore, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Pauly D, Snooki, snooki kiss, snooki sex, the situation . Author: ctpatriot1970

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