i’m setting a little surprise for my family on christmas eve.
so in order to do that i need a little help,and jokes and riddles would help!!!!
thanks=D
Our Senior’s group is sponsoring a dance December 12. you can Dance the Night Away from 5:00 until 7:00 p.m. for only $5 per person.
The Jack and kill Daycare is looking for someone to help part time on Saturdays.
Events: December 9th, Christmas Caroling at the Parkview Nursing Home 7:00 p.m., December 10th, Breakfast with Satan 6:00 to 9:00 a.m. in the Fellowship Hall.
The Pastor’s Corner: A Personal Massage from Jesus
The Youth Group had a scavenger hunt, did face painting, and played a game called, “Find the gun.” they had a great time
Several members who have been in the hospital are not on their way to recovery, for which we are thankful….
Find any of those humorous?
Looking for a humorous comment!
SmileyCat
Merry Christmas, everyone. just in case you’re an internet junkie like us and you’re on the PC today, we have an off-beat post for you with a bunch of funny Christmas jokes and cartoons. enjoy! 
Reindeer vs. Dog
Where Icicles come from…
Rudolph – Dexter style?!
Fly Santa, fly!
“Clean your chimney” ~ Santa
Merry Christmas from all of us here at Thoughtpick, and Happy new Year 2010!
Merry Christmas, everyone. just in case you’re an internet junkie like us and you’re on the PC today, we have an off-beat post for you with a bunch of funny Christmas jokes and cartoons. enjoy!
Where Icicles come from…
Rudolph – Dexter style?!
Fly Santa, fly!
“Clean your chimney” ~ Santa
Merry Christmas from all of us here at Thoughtpick, and happy new Year 2010!
My sister and I are making Christmas cards for our family and we wanted to put some good Christmas jokes in them, but every site I’ve been to the jokes are all really crappy! Thankyou!
Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’, chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika. the world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’ — a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.
Merry Christmas, everyone. Just in case you’re an internet junkie like us and you’re on the PC today, we have an off-beat post for you with a bunch of funny Christmas jokes and cartoons. enjoy!
Where Icicles come from…
Rudolph – Dexter style?!
Fly Santa, fly!
“Clean your chimney” ~ Santa
Merry Christmas from all of us here at Thoughtpick, and happy new Year 2010!
Stars return
11:24am Tuesday 13th July 2010
Shooting Stars (BBC2, 9.30pm); The ugly Face of Beauty (C4, 8pm); John Sergeant on Tracks of Empire (BBC4, 9pm)
NO one had seen anything quite like it when Vic and Bob – or Reeves and Mortimer by any other name – debuted Shooting Stars in 1993. It certainly wasn’t like any other TV game show.
The show introduced the world to the dove from above, uvavu, and the legendary voice of the club singer. The pilot led to a run of five series until 2002. Seven years later, the show returned with a Christmas special celebrating the 15th anniversary. That led to the series being recommissioned last year – and now it’s back on BBC2 for a fresh run.
any rehearsal is purely so the cameras know where to point, Mortimer says, rather than a chance for him and Darlington- raised Vic (real name Jim Moir) to run through the jokes.
“Jim and I know what we’re doing on the evening, but we don’t really like to do it before – to keep it fresh. If we’ve said it once then we’re bored with it. even saying it twice is pretty tedious for us really,”
he says.
despite the long gap, neither of them was surprised by the show’s return, even if it surprised others.
“Nothing had really replaced it in the mean time, this kind of nonsense quiz.
There had been a few attempts by the other channels but no one seems to have filled our shoes,” says Mortimer.
he describes Shooting Stars as “a quiz show where the questions aren’t worth answering” and both Vic and Bob joke that the questions are secondary to the slapstick. “The guests don’t really get much of a look in,” says Reeves.
“We’ve probably found it easier this series than any other to get guests,” adds Mortimer.
Reeves says: “A lot of people are on because they want to be. They don’t get paid anything worth talking about, so they don’t do it for the money.”
As is tradition, he continues to have an attractive female guest to his right-hand side.
“That’s kind of expanded quite a bit.
There’s a lot more involvement with me and them,” he says.
former Pussycat Doll Kimberly Wyatt is one of those on the receiving end of Vic’s amorous advances. “I tap dance with her and my underpants fall down,”
he reveals.
alongside Vic and Bob will be original team captain Ulrika Jonsson, head of Team a, and returning as captain of Team B is dour-faced comedian Jack Dee.
not making a return is Matt Lucas, who made his name as the drumming, babygrow- clad man with the scores, George Daws. Filming commitments with David Walliams have put paid to that. in his place will be odd-ball Angelos Epithemiou, who’s already made an appearance on the show.
OUR obsession with image sees women – and men too – popping round to their local surgeon for a nip here and a tuck there in their lunchhour.
but what about the cosmetic surgery horror stories that we don’t always hear about?
in The ugly Face Of Beauty, Dr Christian Jessen looks at the booming cosmetic surgery industry and the cowboy surgeons reportedly leaving one patient in five more miserable than before their procedure.
The first of four programmes considers the nation’s most popular cosmetic procedure, the boob job. The doctor hears the story of a woman whose surgery went wrong, writer Polly Hudson heads for Spain to find out the reason Brits are seeking surgery abroad and meets Wayne Rooney’s 19-year-old cousin, Natalie, as she prepares for her second breast enlargement.
HE’S interviewed prime ministers and danced – sort of – on Strictly, now John Sergeant heads for India in John Sergeant On Tracks Of Empire.
but do we really need another TV programme about the Indian railways?
There seems to be one on BBC4 every other week.
Sergeant investigates India’s railway network, a legacy of British rule, which now reaches every corner of the subcontinent.
his 3,000-mile journey sees him looking into how the construction of the Dufferein Bridge caused Victorian ideals of technology and initiative to conflict with ancient religious principles, and on the Pakistani border, he recalls how Mahatma Gandhi accused the railway of being evil.
Just bored so I wanted to know if anyone has any very funny Thanksgiving or Christmas photos to share with my family and friends.
I have to make a card for school as a project and I’ve decided to make a christmas card and a birthday card.On the birthday card,there’s going to be a birthday cake and on the chritmas card,a snowman because I really like the picture. I just need something funny or creative or sarcastic to write inside or outside the card.
