Fool Face

I saw a lot of e funny birthday cards, but they are all paid. I want free.

kind of like this style, but the material doesn’t look very nice of this site’s t-shirts
http://www.zazzle.co.uk/evolution_stop_following_me_tshirt-235419384841130923

i don’t want any of those stupid 4 line poems from the internet or those poems you see on myspace. I want real legitimate poems that are funny, ironic, paradox’s etc.

Acting Your Age Continues To be A Felony
I keep posting about this because it keeps happening. From the Chicago Tribune, yet another case of teens being recast as child exploiters and kiddie pornographers. who are they exploiting? Um…themselves. Kristen Schorsch reports:

Last week, two middle school students in Valparaiso, Ind., were caught sending nude pictures of themselves to each other on their cell phones. the students were caught when the 13-year-old girl’s cell phone rang in class, and her teacher confiscated it, according to a police report. the girl cried that she would get in trouble because a 12-year-old boy sent her a “dirty picture.”

The boy sent the girl a picture of his genitals and requested that she do the same, the report said. the girl then texted him a picture of her naked, police said.

The students have been charged with child exploitation and possession of child pornography, both felonies. They were referred to the county’s juvenile probation department, which will determine whether authorities pursue or drop the charges, Gensel said. If convicted, the students could be required to register as sex offenders, he said.

If, increasingly, sex offenders are just teens who got caught goofing off, the label “sex offender” should eventually lose some of its stigma. Uh…don’t think that’s a good thing, and it’s especially not a good thing that a minor violation that should be dealt with with a stern talking-to by parents ends up dogging kids for the rest of their lives.

We’re really funny about nudity in this country. as I wrote the other day, a sturdy blonde lady felt me up at the Vegas airport to make sure that it was just boob material in my bra; that I wasn’t going to go all exploding breastesses for Allah.

Well, I don’t like being touched by people I don’t want to be touched by, so I offered to just lift up my sweater and show her my boobs. Declined. Firmly declined. and I got the distinct impression that there might be an arrest in my future if my sweater and I lifted and separated.

Meanwhile, in France, there are exposed nipples on the subway (Relax! They’re in posters!), and their society isn’t collapsing. well, not from the exposed nipples, anyway.

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Funny Asian Signs

• July 23, 2010
• Author: Philip

The Japanese aren’t the only ones whose English-language signs lose something in the translation. Here are signs from all around Asia which obviously weren’t double-checked. enjoy and happy weekend to all our Offenders near and far!

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1. Bond – 07/23/2010 at 3:26 am

   LOL.
   ~sigh~
2. Roger – 07/24/2010 at 9:07 am

   Asians. bad with English. Good with math.

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Tell me a funny word – it has to be a real one. the best one gets the best answer.

I see commercials all the time where animals get hurt and it’s pretty darn funny. now they aren’t really hurting them so it’s not cruelty to animals. It’s no different than when a comic takes a hilarious fall. so why are we Americans so uptight, why is it ok showing humans getting hurt but not ok to show the illusion of punting a kitten?
Animals are not defenseless, how many people have died and been injured by dog attacks alone? I seen plenty of shows where kids are getting hurt so that argument is faulty too

Is it the smell of cheap clothes? seriously, I love clothes and shopping, and I’m not above buying cute basics at stores like old Navy (and my place of worship Target). am I the only one who notices a strange odor at old Navy? It’s not just limited to one old Navy store… they all smell odd.

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