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hey i was curious if there are any other sites like bustedtees.com or noisebot.com that have really funny and random tee-shirts? thanks!

threadless.com
they sell random shirts designed by everyday ppl

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Since the 80s, video games have become a beloved pastime for children and adults of all ages. Naturally, over the course of three decades, the video game has changed and evolved. For good or bad, the video game is here to stay. these are not necessarily the most popular games of all time – and many current Xbox/Playstation/Wii titles of epic awesomeness are not referenced, because those games would not exist without these brave pioneers of the gaming world that have been truly influential, to not only the gaming industry, but to the lives of the people who play them.

1. Pong

The first video game is, by definition, highly influential. Pong was not the very first of its kind, but it was the first arcade game to reach a massive audience, to make the format seem like something that might actually catch on. it was two paddles and a ball – literally a 2-D version of Ping Pong (hence the name) – but in 1972, it changed the world. In 1975, Atari released a home version of Pong that foreshadowed the day when kids would no longer need to beg quarters off their parents, or leave the house, to rot their brains playing video games.

What it got us: Pretty much every other game in existence, with a special shout out to the arcade classic Arkanoid.

2. Super Mario Brothers

Mario did more for video games and Italian stereotypes than any other single pop culture icon. There’s almost nothing about the original Nintendo game that isn’t memorable. I bet you’re humming the theme song right now. and the text that appeared at the end of every level, when Mario invariably failed in his ultimate mission – “but our princess is in another castle.” – is hard wired into the brain of everyone who ever owned the original NES. the game spawned numerous sequels that became the flagship of future platforms – they even busted out of their own genre, with the immensely popular Mario Kart series. there was even a point in the 90s where Mario became a doctor, but that’s best left in the past, where it belongs.

What it got us: other than the billion sequel and spin off spawns of Mario, gems like the Sega Master System’s Alex Kidd in Miracle World owe their lives to that determined little plumber.

3. Pac Man

You can hear the wokka-wokka-wokka sound right now, can’t you? Also, have you ever gotten to triple banana? If the answer is yes – wow, you have not dated much, have you? whether anyone else will admit it or not, you aren’t alone. Pac Man spawned a generation of little yellow half moon lovers and split people into two distinct groups: the type who try to hit the 1600 bonus number by chomping all the ghosts up before they stop flashing blue, and the type who try to make their way through as much maze as possible before the ghosts get pissed all over again. Choose your fate.

What it got us: Pac Man begat Ms. Pac Man, one of the first of many female heroines in video games.

4. Tetris

Tetris became so influential that it was one of the first applications to be banned on PCs in offices because people were wasting so much time trying to stack those blocks just so. People who had never played video games before, played Tetris – and loved it. it was also one of the first games that actually excelled once it was shrunk down to a smaller format, such as the original Nintendo Gameboy, and later, the PC screen. Also, to date, that has never been a long line piece when you really needed one.

What it got us: besides fired, Tetris is the blueprint by which most timed puzzle games are based. none have come close to capturing the spirit of the original.

5. Grand Theft Auto

GTA is one of the most revolutionary games of its time. It’s transcended just being a game – it’s a lifestyle. Realistic fantasy is the best classification – you get to be a criminal, carrying out tasks for the local kingpin. Multiple sequels and a legion of devoted criminals in training testify to the awesomeness that has all the fun of a racing game, the challenge of a mission task game, and the fun of a role play game. Plus, you know, who doesn’t want to smack a bitch when she be mouthing off?

What it got us: GTA: San Andreas holds the record as the most successful game in the history of Playstation 2.

6. Space Invaders

If you’ve ever enjoyed a game involving blowing things up in space, Space Invaders would like to give you a sincere you’re welcome with a special shout out to Galaga and Missile Defense. it is also possibly responsible for the movie “Alien” though that remains an unsubstantiated rumor.

What it got us: Galaga and Missile Defense, for sure, but Space Invaders was so revolutionary that nearly any game on this list owes at least a tip of the hat to the original invasion team.

7. Wolfenstein 3D

What, you may be asking, is Wolfenstein 3D, and how can it be on this list if I’ve never played it? Well, Wolfenstein 3D is the first game that ever allowed you to take on a POV without seeing your character on screen, yet still kill things. Sound familiar? first Person Shooter games are now so popular we take for granted that for a very long time the idea of playing a character you couldn’t see was unheard of. Wolfenstein 3D is the reason you’re playing Halo on Xbox Live right now. I’d say you’re welcome, but you’re in a trench with a 13 year old kid in Denver and aren’t really paying attention to anything I’m saying right now, anyway.

What it got us: If you’ve ever played a first Person Shooter, you should get down on your knees to Wolfenstein 3D. Halo, Doom, Max Payne, Half-Life – all Wolfenstein, baby.

8. the Legend of Zelda

Few games are able to sustain and reinvent themselves quite so thoroughly without sacrificing the integrity of what made the game so memorable in the first place. the original Zelda game was a simplistic puzzle game with limited action – its sequel, A Link to the Past, for the Super NES, remains, to this day, a template for what a game should be. Zelda is now so popular that Nintendo often launches new platforms with a brand new entry in the franchise. Enterprising fans even wrote a song about how awesome they are: Legend of Zelda on YouTube

What it got us: Popular titles like the Professor Layton series and even massive roleplay games like Blizzard’s World of Warcraft owe more than a cursory thank you to the Princess Zelda.

9. Resident Evil

RE is responsible for the “survival horror” genre taking off big time. You start off in a dangerous location have to make it out alive. There’s a mystery and lots of dead bodies, which may not sound like much, but the simplest games are often the most addictive. Resident Evil brought the survival horror genre into the mainstream. it also spawned a series of movies starring Milla Jovovich, who is, unarguably, super hot.

What it got us: besides the super hot Milla Jovovich movies, it completely revived the survival horror genre, inspiring a host of sequels, among them Resident Evil 4, which re-revolutionized the way this genre was played, prompting mega-franchise Gears of War to adopt RE’s over-the-shoulder view.

10. call of Duty

CoD is one of the earliest FPS success stories. it began as a PC game and as popularity grew, so did its availability. Soon, call of Duty and its sequels were being prepped for their close-up on the Xbox and Playstation systems. of all the spawns, the Modern Warfare series of CoD is the most powerful, and was the first of the series not set during World War II. Semper Fi!

What it got us: A gaggle of sequels, a comic book, and countless action figures. It’s also become the template for military games.

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I have a few that are useful
" to the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world"
"a real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
" Dont let fear keep you from playing the game"
"a true friend see's the hurt in your eyes when evreyone else if fooled by your smile"
"Accomplishments and love have no color"
" why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them."
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Here are some funny quotes i like
"a quick nickel is better than a slow dime"
i'm a total gansterr ;; i've got a squirt gun in one hand&candy cigerettes in the other
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And here are is my favorite quote by my favorite artist… read more below

um here are some of the good ones . . . sorry the funny are mixed with the deep lol but i like them. :) that website below really helps. they have TONS. movie quotes, life quotes, humorous quotes . . . but let's get the list started.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

– Sam Keen, from to Love and be Loved

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone — but it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
– Unknown

No one dies a virgin, Life screws us all.
– Michael J. Trent

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing, and wishing you had?
– Unknown

Someday your prince charming will come. mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
– Unknown

In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away
– shing xiong

Useful
"Show me your friends and I'll show you your future."
"if you are not living life on the edge, then you are taking up too much space."
"your thoughts create your actions. your actions create your habits. your habits create your character. your character creates your destiny."
"you make a living by what you get. you make a life by what you give."
"Success is how high you bounce when you hit the bottom."
"Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing."
"Don't work for money; let your money work for you."
Funny
"Excuses are like feet. everyone has them and they all stink."
"Life is a game–but some don't know how to play."
"Excuses are the food of the weak."

say hello to ma litle friend—

Here are some of mine:
"Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being"
~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe`

"Security is not the absence of danger, but the presence of God, no matter what the danger"

"no pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars or sailed to an uncharted land or opened a new heaven to the human spirit." ~Helen Keller~

"Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it."
~Winston Churchill~

"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap, but by the seeds you plant." ~Robert Louis Stevenson~

"not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts" ~Albert Einstein~

"Love is the most amazing thing in the world. It can inspire you to greatness or collapse you to nothing. Go for what you want; anything less is a waste of life"

"Never, never, never give up" ~Winston Churchill~

"Imagination is more important than knowledge." ~Albert Einstein

"Love cures people — both those who give it and those who receive it"

"Black holes are where God is dividing by zero"

"The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong." ~Gandhi~

"The definition of insanity is doing the same things over and over and expecting different results"

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

Who are you quoting?

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But, when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.

Mark Twain (1835-1910)

It is easier to stay out than to get to get out.

Raise you kids and spoil your grandchildren…or
spoil your kids and raise your grandchildren.

If man could have half his wishes,he would double his troubles.

I hope these helped. I loved your slow nickel and dime one. that was really good.

my favorite quote is "sh** happens in life so move on"

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."

“Failures are divided into two classes –those who thought and never did, and those who did and never thought.”

“Everything that happens once can never happen again. But everything that happens twice will surely happen a third time.”

"who you are is more important than what you do"

“Everything that can be counted does not necessarily count; everything that counts cannot necessarily be counted.”

“The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.” ~ Albert Einstein

“Happiness is what happens to us when we try to make someone else happy.”

“If you can't, you must. if you must, you can.” – Anthony Robbins

i really like

truth is like surgery it hurts but it cures

Hi, I need a website with some free, funny, ecards, specificaly if there are any blonde related e-cards (making fun of blondes) that would be great, please if you could get back by today, as the person's bday is today, thanks!

funny e-card sites below hope this helps.

I need an answer that gives quotes that are very moving, inspirational, educated (I guess you could say), or basically any famous quotes from any books whether they are classics or whatever you want to put I guess. This isn't a project or anything, I'd just like to see what kinds of books other people like and the quotes from them!

Back in February we introduced you to the Jewnion label line of T-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, aprons, and other items emblazoned with funny mock union labels such as Union of Jewish Handymen and International Order of Challah Makers.
Now, just in time for Chanukah, the line has been expanded to 17 mock unions, guilds, associations and federations including the Loyal Order of the Latke and the International Association of Dreidel Spinners. Each design is available on the clothing, aprons, mugs, buttons, water bottles, tote bags, and 12 of the unions are represented on a 2011 wall calendar.
The designs include:
Loyal Order of the LatkeInternational Association of Dreidel SpinnersInternational Order of Challah MakersAmalgamated Menschen InternationalUnion of Jewish HandymenUnion of Jewish HandywomenGuild of Jewish MothersB.O.O.T.H.S. International:  Sukkah BuildersUnited Apple Dippers and Honey DrippersInternational Federation of Shofar BlowersAssociated Jewish OutdoorsmenAssociated Jewish OutdoorswomenBenevolent Brotherhood of the B’rit MilahAllied Matzo Ball Makers League Federated Gefilte Fish Grinders & Fressers GuildInternational Assocation of B’nei MitzvahUnited Hamantaschen Makers and Fressers
Jewnion label, launched in early 2010, is the brainchild of husband and wife Joshua and Stacey Abarbanel.  Joshua Abarbanel is a visual artist, curator, and a professor of art,specializing in new media. he is co-author/co-designer of the 2007 book A Field Guide to Household Bugs: It’s a Jungle in Here, and a member of the Jewish Artists Initiative of Southern California. 
Stacey Abarbanel is director of external affairs for a Los Angeles museum. she is author of the first and second editions of the Newcomer’s Handbook for Los Angeles.
Tracing the origins of the Jewnion label, the Abarbanels say on their website:Our logos owe a nod of appreciation to vintage trade emblems, which we admire for their graphic design.  But also, we note that in medieval times European Jews were often denied access to trade guilds and land ownership — perhaps that’s why so many of us “call the guy” — so there’s some poetic justice in Jewnion label “rising up” (See the logo for the International Order of Challah Makers) and celebrating our many quirks, customs, holidays, and traditions.All of the Jewnion label products are available online at the Cafe Press website.  They are currently offering $3 off a $30 purchase by using the coupon code PRETG3 through Monday, November 15.

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May all the snowballs you get hit with between the eyes be an indication of NEVER giving your BFF's wedgies or Snap their bra straps.

Have Fun and See you all soon

I have been looking for funny graphic tees everywhere and I just can't seem to find any. and I'm not really looking for ones without words unless they are funny..
Thanx a ton

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i was in there da otha day and i saw dis shirt with a cat on it wearin a top hat and glasses and it said "have you seen this cat?… cuz its awesome!!!" i thought dat was just soooo funny but kind of nasty on da slick side:p