It was the one about the crocodile and dog, i never put jokes on but other people do it all the time. I went to the community guidelines and i read it, according to that i have done nothing wrong. I am protesting it as i think someone is just against me for something else…
which site is for free mobile games and software and videos and images and jokes and funny messages and funny pictures and wallpapers and themes?
it was at survivor series 07 i think and she tried to do that splits thing and on her way down her whole leg mssed the apron ahh that was funny
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This blue 4-year-old Great Dane named George is a real giant. he could be the world’s tallest dog! he is 43 inches tall (from paw to shoulder), 7ft 3ins (from nose to tail) and weighs 245lbs (111kg)! Another quite interesting detail: George consumes 110 pounds of food every month!!
His owners are awaiting confirmation from Guinness World Records to see if he’s actually the tallest dog in the world..
Pictures are really impressive!
So I have this guy friend that I’m beginning to like, and he’s really goofy/funny, and I’m kind of naive when it comes to flirting, so what are some tips to help me get my point across that I kind of like him? and how would he flirt since he is really goofy?
Me and my friends love to do stupid things and i need some ideas of funny stupid things. please list some funny things to do.
An awful lot of Twilight fans will be lining up to see vampire heartthrob Robert Pattinson in his new movie, Remember Me, opening this Friday. When co-star Emilie de Ravin signed on to play his love interest, however, she literally had no idea what she was getting herself into.
“I didn’t know him,” she says bluntly, discussing the film from a Toronto hotel room recently. “I had no preconceived notion of who he was because I didn’t know from his name.”
So, totally unaware of the Twilight books and films phenomenon? “I suppose I was aware of it,” she allows. “But I hadn’t seen the films, and I didn’t connect his name with that.”
The 28-year-old Australian actress is currently shooting the sixth and final season of Lost, in which she plays Claire Littleton, one of the survivors of a downed airliner. (Maybe getting stranded on a Pacific island is the only way to avoid Twilight.) “It’s bittersweet that it’s ending,” she says, but adds it will open up more time for film projects.
Remember Me seemed to fall in her lap. “The script was just sent my way,” she said. “I knew nothing about it, knew no one involved, just read it and really I just couldn’t put it down. I just immediately fell in love with it and the role of Ally. Such a great meaty role, something I felt I could really do something with.”
Her character is living in Queens, New York, with her single father, a police officer played by Chris Cooper. as we learn in the opening scene, her mother was shot and killed in front of her by purse-snatchers on the subway in 1991. Ten years later, she meets Tyler Hawkins (Pattinson), who carries his own secret wound.
Filming on location in Manhattan, Brooklyn and Queens was a challenge, de Ravin says. Pattinson tends to draw crowds. “There was such a heightened excitement around all the sets,” she says. “So even if you come in and are doing a very serious scene, everyone around is so excited and happy. So it’s odd, if you’re not doing a scene that requires that emotion, to be surrounded and enveloped by it.”
De Ravin’s erratic acting career began with parts on TV’s BeastMaster and Roswell when she was still a teenager. since then she has found work in such low-budget gems as 2005’s Brick, and blockbuster fare like last year’s Michael Mann film Public Enemies. (“For a minute,” she says of her minor role.)
“I wouldn’t say I was drawn to a certain genre or a certain kind of character,” she notes. “I think it’s mainly about just something that clicks when you read it, and something that’s going to challenge me in a new and different way. I think it’s very easy, especially nowadays, to get somewhat pigeonholed in playing the funny girl or the girl next door or the girl in the horror movies. So I strive not to let that happen.”
In fact, de Ravin has twice appeared as “the girl in the horror movies,” in Santa’s Slay in 2005 and The Hills have Eyes the following year. Her next project is a little different, however. she will provide the voice for an owl in the animated film Legend of the Guardians, directed by Zack Snyder (Watchmen).
“I’m a ‘tween owl,” she says, unable to stop from laughing. “Half the fun was just trying out all these different voices. And you’re also taped while you’re doing it, so they can put your facial expressions … into the animation, which just amazes me. just to see how I look as a little fluffy owl. She’s very cute.”
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BURBANK, Calif.—Arraignment is scheduled Wednesday for a Burbank middle school teacher who allegedly had a sexual relationship with one of her students.
Police say 33-year-old Amy Beck, a teacher at David Starr Jordan Middle School, surrendered at the Burbank Police Department headquarters on Monday.
She is alleged to have had a relationship with one of her male students from March to September 2009.
Burbank police spokesman Keith Sterling says the boy was 14 at the time.
Beck is scheduled to be arraigned Wednesday on five counts. Prosecutors say she faces up to seven years in prison if convicted of all charges.
More usually, the county is associated with inventors, engineers and miners.
Perhaps Cornish poet Charles Valentine Le Grice (1773-1858) suffered from this perception.
The clever son of a Norfolk clergyman Le Grice was Cambridge educated and there he befriended Samuel Taylor Coleridge and the essayist Charles Lamb.
After graduating in 1796 he came to Penzance to tutor to the son of a wealthy widow whom he married two years later.
He progressed to the position of landowner and squire of Trereife.
Dr Alan Kent – playwright, poet and the author of very funny novels -spends a lot of time in this work on Cornwall’s neglected literary heritage, but he only recently became aware of Le Grice at informal poetry readings where Tim Le Grice read poems by his great-great-great-grandfather and his valuable contribution to Kent’s book is a very interesting biography of his ancestor.
Kent is highly apologetic that Le Grice is missing from Voices from West Barbary, his anthology of Anglo-Cornish poetry published in 2000, but he makes amends by giving that missing voice a book in itself – and rightly so.
Le Grice took up such causes as children accidentally burnt to death and ending the “unchristian” custom of burying the poor of the parish without putting their names on the coffins.
His interest in childhood is revealed in the simple yet touching poem A Young Lady, Five Years Old, to her Brother Newly Born.
Another poem with an unwieldy title, the Petition Of an Old Uninhabited House in Penzance, is a fascinating socio-economic study of the town delivered with the energy of that fine 20th century poet Charles Causley.
Le Grice’s style is classical, unlike the freer forms adopted by his contemporaries.
Yet his beautifully crafted sonnets often include a rhyming sequence some may find unusual but never disconcerting.
Yet there is nothing unusual in the powerful sonnet On Charles Lamb Leading His Sister to the Asylum nor in his splendidly evocative Sonnet On Mount’s Bay with its witty rhyming final couplet.
His undercurrent of loathing for a world moving from an eco-friendly environment to modernity – most notable in the sonnet On Cutting Down an Old Arbour – will resonate with modern readers.
We can only wonder why has he been so neglected and Kent suggests it is because he did not write a great deal.
While it is the case that all the poems in this collection eventually found their way into print, this happened at a time when the works of his friends Coleridge and Wordsworth appeared in book form.
But with Kent’s book, Cornwall’s Romantic poet is now ripe for rediscovery by a new readership.
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