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Split Reason T-Shirts, Geeky tees and shirts for Gamers

January 23, 2011 2 comments

The guys over at Split Reason have asked me to do a little review of their t shirts. I don’t know why I haven’t covered them before.

I’d best let you know that they’re giving me one of their shirts in return for this, but I had a hard time choosing.

My first thought was to go for this guy:

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Octorawk

Other designs that caught my eye:

geek t shirt

Extra Terrestrials

star wars t shirt

Ackbarpography

pac man t shirt

Arcadeology

mario t shirt

Get a Life

I eventually settled on this one and it should arrive in the post in the next week or so.

robot t shirt

Da Vinci Hax

This is just a few of their designs, you’d be well worth a visit to check them out at http://www.splitreason.com/ They’re all really worth looking at.

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Where can I find funny quotes like these ?

November 16, 2010 1 comment

i want quotes that are outrageous and funny and include topics and words like sprinkle, glitter, sparkle, gold… like fantasy except more outrageous.

Here are some excellent ones –

“My play was a complete success. the audience was a failure.” – Ashleigh Brilliant

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” – Mae West

“The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” – Friedrich Nietzsche

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” – Oscar Wilde

“I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. he said I was being ridiculous – everyone hasn't met me yet.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” – Gerard Way

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” – Drew Carey

You will find these and thousands more great quotes on –
http://www.quotesdaddy.com

You will definitely find some great quotes for every occasion.

Here are a few web-sites that have loads of funny quotes:

http://funquotes.witticism.org/

http://www.goodquotes.com/

http://en.thinkexist.com/quotations/funn…

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Milk for Treatment of Sleeping Problems

November 16, 2010 No comments

MUNICH, Germany, Sept. 7 /CNW/ – After more than five years of intensive research a Munich-based company has managed to produce milk with a high level of melatonin. Special food is given to the cows and they are milked at night. Milk crystals – so called Nacht-Milchkristalle – are produced from the night-time milk. they contain 100 times more melatonin than normal milk and can be offered as food in Europe without a prescription.

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Melatonin is considered one of the most important interceptors of free radicals. it is used for the treatment of sleeping problems and jet lag; as an anti-aging substance and to reduce blood pressure. the bodily produced melatonin decreases significantly after the age of 25. as a result the quality of sleep suffers and ageing effects increase. Researchers hope to counter these undesirable effects with melatonin.

To date only pharmaceutically produced melatonin has been available in Europe and its sale is only permitted by prescription. as a result of insufficient bio-availability high doses of pharmaceutically produced melatonin must be consumed.

“We can get a high concentration naturally in night-time milk,” says Tony Gnann, CEO of Milchkristalle GmbH in Munich. the company has patented its process and produces night-time milk crystals rich in natural melatonin. These are simply stirred into milk before going to bed. the lowering of the melatonin level due to ageing can therefore be compensated for on a daily basis.

Nature delivers the method for recovering milk melatonin. During the day the cows get a lot of sun or natural light and special herbs in the food. the cows are milked at night when the melatonin concentration of the milk is at its highest.

“The melatonin as contained in the natural matrix of night-time milk crystals is characterised by high bio-availability. so it can not only be absorbed easily but also used even in low physiological doses,” explains scientist Dr. Heiko Dustmann, owner of the consultating group Innovationsberatung Weihenstephan. the efficacy of the product with naturally higher melatonin levels has been proven to be significant in a placebo controlled double-blind study. Source: Natural Melatonin: German Researchers Manage to Increase the Melatonin Concentration of Milk for the First Time

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November 16, 2010 No comments

Posted on November 16, 2010 in Love Marriage

“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.” -Grace Hansen. Well, that is a very morbid view about marriage. since the beginning matrimony has been a subject of humor. Funny Quotes on Marriage bear testimony to this. Some wise men and women have presented their take on the institution through their words.

31 funny Quotes on Marriage

Do not let these funny quotes on marriage dissuade from tying the knot!!!

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What would be a funny halloween costume for couples?

November 16, 2010 No comments

Specifically, funny costumes for being famous couples…

I mean, everyone does the britney, etc. but a couple that we do dress up as that everyone would find really funny

raggady ann and her boyfriend? Bonnie and Clyde? Homer and Marge? Bacon and Eggs???

Fred and Wilma
Here is how to make it. Easy and inexpensive!

http://the-world-is-my-runway.onsugar.com/Yaba-Daba-Doooo-Yourself-Halloween-Costume-11492869

Apu and Manjula on The Simpsons.
Spongebob and Patrick Star? Burt and Ernie! You can't tell me they weren't a couple

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“Funny t-shirts and me are A-OK.” ~ Zoiks! Online – An entertainingly humorous magazine.

November 16, 2010 No comments

Anyone that knows me knows I love funny t shirts. It is very often you can find me sporting an “I’ve got A Blackbelt In Crazy” or “Dead Girls Are Easy” shirt. It’s been my trademark attire and although some may think I’m lazy I like to think I’m hip to things.

So when I stumbled upon the site Super good Tees I was happier than pigs in shit. The site is filled with hilarious t shirts and hoodies that is sure to make someone either laugh or kick your ass.


With the Christmas season coming up, wouldn’t you want to see the expression on the person’s face who receives a boyfriend/one night stand material shirt? especially if the shirt is for one of your uptight hoity patoity brothers whose definition of a good time is watching reruns of the “700 Club.”

Whatever the case, Super good Tees is a super good site and if you’re like me, you’ll click on over to the site to pick up one, two, or ten funny shirts with slogans. People say, laughter is the best medicine. I like to say, funny t-shirts are like free prescription refills.

BYLINE:

Jason Tanamor is the Editor of Zoiks! Online. he is also the author of the novels, “Hello Lesbian!” and “Anonymous.” Email Jason at jason@zoiksonline.com.

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Gucci Mane – Beat It Up (Ft. Trey Songz)

November 16, 2010 No comments

Gucci Mane Recorded BurrrPrint 2HD Tracks From Jail ‘he rapped a cappella over the phone, and we matched up the beat to it in the studio,’ DJ Holiday tells Mixtape Daily. Gucci Mane To Drop Official Mixtape with Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, Trey Songz, More The BurrrPrint 2HD, partially recorded behind bars, will come out on April 13. It’s not time for Gucci Mane to come home from prison just yet, but the flamboyant rap star is giving his fans brand-new music on April 13. Gucc has masterminded a mixtape album from behind bars, and it will be sold with the official sanction of Asylum Records. The title, The BurrrPrint 2HD, is familiar to fans of Gucci LaFlare — it’s a sequel to last year’s The BurrrPrint street CD. Fans will get to hear Gucci’s thoughts as he sits behinds the walls of Fulton County Prison, where he recorded some of the mixtape album. BurrrPrint 2HD is hosted by DJ Holiday and features all new tracks produced mostly by Drumma Boy. however, Schife, Fatboi and Shawty Redd also supplied beats. Gucci’s guest list is an all-star one: Rick Ross, Yo Gotti, Jim Jones, Trey Songz, DJ Khaled, Waka Flocka Flame, Shawty Lo, Ludacris and, of course, Nicki Minaj and OJ Da Juiceman. when Gucci went to jail last winter, his lawyer said he expected the ‘hood favorite to be out of jail sometime this spring. although there is no concrete date for mr. Mane’s return, the rapper did tell Mixtape Daily in December that plans to release two sequels to The State vs. Radric Davis LP in …

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Queen-Size Funny Bone -Don’t let your Funny Bone go limp!: Whats going on

November 16, 2010 No comments

I finished my 32 holiday cards for the soldiers and will mail them out tomorrow. I’m hoping they will know that they are supported and not forgotten.

My mother in law has not been feeling well. she is short of breath no matter what she does. she goes back to the doc on Wednesday to discuss all the test they did. of course she still insists on driving which I do not think is a good idea but who am I.
I’m guessing it is something with her heart again.

Caitlin is working her two jobs and is making some extra cash to put away. Mom is very proud of her.

The boys and I have been talking about taking a few days after Christmas and going to Maine. Who knows if it actually will happen.

Christmas is creeping up and I’m not ready because finances are so tight. One more thing to worry about.

Still have heard nothing from Social security so tomorrow I will call to see what is actually going on.

It is funny to listen to my daughter complain about her man. lol of course life is much different once you live with them.

Not doing anything exciting but if I do I will let you know……

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Does anyone remember a show on the Animal Planet that has funny skits with animals that have human voice overs?

November 16, 2010 No comments

It featured all kinds of animals and the skits were hilarious and sacastic at times. I cannot find the name or anything so far. anything ring a bell?

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Merits Of Thanksgiving Quotes

November 15, 2010 No comments

There are so many special days that are celebrated all over the world. one of such day is Thanksgiving Day. Every year people celebrate this day in the month of November. the Thursday that falls on the fourth week of November is commemorated as Thanksgiving Day. Thanking the creator of the world is the main objective to celebrate this day. So many philosophers and great writers have given their Thanksgiving Quotes. Many people do not have the habit of showing gratitude to God. it does not mean that only a person who is rich have to thank God. You have to be thankful for your existence as a human being. When there are so many creatures other than mankind, you must be really lucky to take the birth of human. Thanksgiving Quotes will help you to find out the reasons, for why you should show your thankfulness. once you understand the need for being grateful, you will never say ‘no’ to say thanks. it is not necessary that you have to show your gratefulness only on the day of thanksgiving, but also on every day and time you feel so. Hence, going through Thanksgiving Quotes, will help you to realize the worth of saying thanks.

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